Friday, August 18, 2006

YUCKY WORM STEW

Yesterday, in the Inquirer, there was a shout-out for kids to submit their most disgusting recipe, and get 4 free tickets to see 'HOW TO EAT FRIED WORMS'- the movie (and a very cute book, as well.) Never one to pass up a fun freebie, this was what the girls came up with. BON APPETIT;)!


YUCKY WORM STEW
by Frankie (6) & Zoe (3)




Ingredients:
- 1 Dozen Smashed-Up Worms
- 1 Gallon of Baby Spit-Up
- 2 Extra Runny Poopy Diapers (like from a newborn)
- 1 Dozen Moldy, Mushy Red Grapes
- 1 Quart of Starling Bird Poop
- 5 Egg Shells
- 1 Cup of Dog Slime
- 1/2 a Chicken
- 1 Giant Cat Hairball
- 1/2 Cup of Dead Fleas

First, get a big soup pot. Put in a dozen smashed up worms. Then add a gallon of baby spit-up. Next, stir in 2 very poopy newborn diapers. Add 1 dozen moldy, mushy red grapes. Blend together and add 1 quart of Starling poop, and 5 smashed-up egg shells. Then add 1 cup of dog slime and a 1/2 sliced chicken. Finally, add one giant cat hairball and sprinkle with 1/2 cup of dead fleas. Cook for 8 minutes, uncovered, & eat up! YUM!

1 Comments:

Blogger Sarah said...

oh WOW!!! that does sound gross! I think I'll top my serving with a artful presentation of slugs. The SUPREME gross out factor in my opinion. Blech!!!

(hope you guys win something! ;)

10:05 AM  

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